September 1, 2012

Accent Attractiveness




Accents in Order of Attractiveness to Women

Irish
Italian
French
German
Italian-American
African-American (US)
United States of American
Southern United States
Native American
Minnesotan
Japanese
Chinese
Korean
Indian

Accents in Order of Attractiveness to Men

Northern Italian (Lombardy, not Piedmont)
Okay now this time I mean Piedmont
Indeterminate Western European
Spanish (lisp, non troppo)
Bible Belt Honey BBQ
Girl Only Whispers
Parisian ‘Dame
Prussian Dom
Faux Russian
Foix French
Upper crust
Plain Jane
Lower crust
Clueless (‘95)
Chicaaaaaahgo
A Northeast Shore
White Suburban Male
Desi Girl Goes Hollywood
Unbelievably Gorgeous Snowy Owl
Jewish Mother With Cleft Lip And Palate